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Anyone Got a Hammer Handy?

Posted by TurtleGirl On March - 24 - 2011

Anyone Got a Hammer Handy?
 

new level
 

We’re sorry, but your payment for services rendered is in another castle.
 

Nuh uh. There’s no way I’m paying this. You’ll see me in Mushroom Court before you even get gold coin one of this, you understand?
 

What did I find unsatisfactory? How about EVERYTHING? First of all, these clouds? They look exactly like the bushes you installed. Did you honestly think I wouldn’t notice a thing like that? How are you gonna charge me two different prices for the same stupid things?
 

Second, I specifically said no warp zones. SPECIFICALLY. Not even whistle-activated ones, but they keep showing up! Oh, and don’t think I haven’t talked to my buddy over in Hyrule about those whistles, either, you little jerks.
 

And a bottomless pit underneath the floor of my throne room? REALLY? I mean, the axes were one thing, but a hole that I could easily break the floor and fall into? So not cool.
 

But the number one reason you’re not getting paid? You see that cage over there? THERE’S NO PRINCESS IN IT. Your people were supposed to build levels and traps to keep anyone from even getting close to saving her, you chumps. This clearly didn’t happen, thus making our contract null and void. Now you take your invoice and jump in a lava pit before I sick the Chomps on you.
 

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