Just when you thought you had witnessed everything bizarre or Portal related, a pair of socks appear and remove all doubt. This is one for the girls, but us girls don’t mind if the guys steal our socks when we aren’t looking. We won’t tell…honest!
I’ve come to the conclusion that I seem to come across the weirdest stuff while roaming the internet in search for something strange. Will you take up the latest look in test subject fashion with these Portal 2 Long Fall Socks?. As part of a previously mentioned test protocol, we are required to tell you that these socks won’t actually help you survive any long falls, however they will make your feet look attractive whether you’re safely on the ground or plummeting towards an imminent demise. These are priced at £9.99 from JINX.